Profiles of famous personalities

Recently, I had come across some of the most hilarious profiles on linkedin. And believe me, these profiles actually existed on linkedin. Fortunately, I had saved some of these profiles, as I tried to search for them again but could not find them. Here are the profiles of one of the most famous personalities.

Robin  Hood
Activist/ Chief Fundraiser at Nottingham
Location : Nottingham, United Kingdom
Industry : Fund-Raising
Current
* Activist at Nottingham
* Mortal enemy at Sheriff of Nottingham
* Environmentalist at Sherwood Forest

Connections
6 connections

Summary
Accomplished fundraiser with over 15 years experience in robbing the rich to give back to the poor. Skilled at highway robbery. Charismatic leader that motivates and directs a band of 15 merry men. Skilled in forestry, archery, swordfighting, hand to hand combat. Great singing and dancing skills.

Sherlock  Holmes
Detective at 221B Baker Street
Location London, United Kingdom
Industry Security and Investigations
Overview
Past
* Detective at 221B Baker Street

Education
* University of Cambridge

Recommendations
1 person has recommended Sherlock

Connections
8 connections

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Summary
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Specialties
A brilliant London-based “consulting detective”, famous for astute logical reasoning, the ability to take almost any disguise, and use of forensic science skills to solve difficult cases.

Other skills:

  1. Knowledge of Politics — Feeble.
  2. Knowledge of Botany — Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening.
  3. Knowledge of Geology — Practical, but limited. Tells at a glance different soils from each other.
  4. Knowledge of Chemistry — Profound.
  5. Knowledge of Anatomy — Accurate, but unsystematic.
  6. Knowledge of Sensational Literature — Immense.
  7. Plays the violin well.
  8. Is an expert singlestick player, boxer and swordsman.
  9. Has a good practical knowledge of British law.

Albert Einstein
Past
* Professor of Theoretical Physics at Institute for Advanced Study – Princeton
* Director at Kaiser Wilhelm Physical Institution
* Professor of Physics at Swiss Federal Polytechnic Institute
* Professor of Physics at University of Prague
* Associate Professor of Physics at University of Zurich
* Clerk at Swiss Patent Office

Education
* Universität Zürich

Connections
8 connections

Summary
Some of my famous quotes:
“If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z. Work is x, play is y and z is keeping your mouth shut.”
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”

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About Bhavani Anantapur Bache

I'm an enthusiastic and self-motivated Software Engineer with a passion for building cutting-edge innovative products related to Embedded Systems. In a career spanning over 6 years in Software/Hardware technologies, I got involved the leading an entire software development life-cycle of projects from understanding the requirements and scope, product design, writing code, writing automation tests, documentation, debugging and fixing issues to release of the product to the customer. Such experience contributed towards my advanced proficiency in C++ and object-oriented programming. I liked working on Linux operating system, Linux shell scripting, writing Makefiles and Python. I enjoy solving complex problems and actively participate in programming challenges. I have a passion for innovation with a proven track record of publications in the international journals and conferences, in the areas of Signal Processing, Data Mining, and Machine learning. Currently, I'm working on building novel solutions using signal processing, data mining and machine learning methodologies. I aspire to build new products that would leverage my unique background in software, hardware, and machine learning and that would make a significant impact on the end user.
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One Response to Profiles of famous personalities

  1. anupama says:

    Nice Profiles. Really hilarious.

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